We're safe! Kelton has a gun! ;-)

Someone out there!

Well, I'm out of breath! lol Jordan goes out to his garden, this is out in a field which is in-circled with fence. He runs back to the house.... "There is a man back out to the left of my garden... I hear him talking!!!" I grab "more clothes", run next door for Kelton French to grab his gun and come with me!! He REALLY didn't want to get up from his Sunday nap! lol, But he gets up, gets dressed and comes with us.... I said don't go straight out that way! He will see you first! Need to go to the left and come up behind him! So Jordan & I circle around through the wooded area, underbrush and hanging tree limbs! I have a million scratches! We come sneaking up and can't go no further, I am afraid for Kelton to approach alone so Jordan and I abandon the plan and run to 'cover' Kelton! I have 911 already dialed up on my cell phone so all I have to do is press SEND! As we approach Kelton has walked ALL THE WAY UP TO THIS MAN!! And then quickly turns around and heads back toward us shaking his head in frustration! LOL And says "IT'S YOUR SON Joshua FrenchTALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE, SITTING OVER IN THE WOODS!!" LOL Kelton isn't happy right now! I'm all scratched up and out of breath, and Jordan just thinks it's funny. whhheewww, I'm tired! lol
THIS WAS FROM FACEBOOK, SO I'M FOLOWING IT UP WITH A FEW OF THE COMMENTS: 
  •  lol Thought "someone" may think it was funny along with Jordan... lol And of course Jordan is the one who started this whole thing! Insisting there was a man out there near his garden! lol well..... there was.... ALMOST a man out there near his garden..... LOL
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    Monica French As Kelton headed toward us my heart dropped! I said... what is he doing leaving Jordan & I out here alone with this, this... TRESPASSER! You can't just LOOK at a man and tell if he is dangerous or anything! As I am stating my case in a very loud WHISPER..... Kelton looks at me in discuss.... lol to tell us, it's YOUR SON! It's NOT A MAN! LOL
     
  • Monica French I wasn't going to tell it... BUT... you know me.... I usually do... LOL I was right in the middle of a "spray tan" LOL LOL LOL ROFL!!! It just don't look right no more! lol it is all messed up from the run through the woods while still wet! lol Oh lordy... Rob really needs to come home.... LOL
     
  • Josie Story Lol - the funniest part would be you coming out of the spray tan booth - ROFL!!!
     
  • Monica French oh hunny it was no booth....it was right here in the bathroom ....lol noth'n fancy... lol
     
  • Josie Story OMGee - that is even funnier - lol
 

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