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It's WHO we are!!

We were working on our office things and Rob starts 'remembering' LOL..... lol We are busy with the office.... Rob was telling LB about all my "Office blunders" lol I had actually forgotten about one of my shinning moments..... I had us a sign made.... We have always been "French & Associates" So ..... I filled out the card for what I needed the guy to make.... I got my sign... and it read "French & Ass." LOL yep.... it did.... now... in my defense.... what kind of a sign man makes that any way?????? LOL

This is SPAM! ;-)

We had some funny conversations last night.... one was about Spam.... we were talking about eating spam when we were kids.... my parents use to fry it all the time... my Dad still likes a spam sandwich often, lol ... Joshua was pretty confused.... he said "What is that?" His Dad said "Spam, you haven't never had spam?" Joshua said, "yes, and I hate it... I get it on facebook all the time, how do you EAT IT?" LOL


I had cleaned out my closet of lots of my larger sizes after dropping some pounds.... I told a friend, I said, "I have some 16 Wides I can bring you if you want to try them" LOL She informed me that it is NOT WIDES.... but Women's... lol I learn things the hard way.... LOL

My name is smutt... just call me smutt... lol

I had a long day on the road.... I sold the Rainbow Vacuum for 15 years and have now been representing the Hyla for the last 9 years..... I love what I do.... but some times the days are long... I am on the road a lot ..... I have to tell a secret to share this one with you.... LOL Not a secret to those who know me.... it is kinda OBVIOUS! LOL BUT..... I MUST use an electric razor at least once or twice a day.... or you may mistake me for an Amish man! LOL ;-) SO.... When I am on my way to a show after being on the road all day.... I sometimes grab it and give it a once over before I get there..... just in case.... LOL Well.... I also have to clean that thing every now and then because it gets smutty..... black smutt.... yep.... have to wash it and so on.... I guess I had over looked that too long.... I get to my show.... I am welcomed in and do my thang...... I do not recall a lot about the actuall show.... I do know they looked at me oddly a time or two... but that is not  unusal... so I just ignored it I guess... LOL I get the job done, make the long drive back to the office..... walk in and there is a long mirror in the foyer.... I see black smutt all around the chin! LOL YEP.... I DID!!!! LOL OH MY LAWD!!!!! I WAS SOOOOOO Embarrased.... but it was over.... too late to be embarrased.... I had already spent about 45 minutes in their home...and had already told them I WAS KELTON'S MOM!!!!! LOL SOOOO of coures they knew him from the Farmers Opry... LOL..... I know I make him as proud as he does me!!!! LOL

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31.05 | 12:40

I absolutely LOVE you Monica!! So glad I found your blog. Can’t wait to catch up on what’s been going on. 💜 Hope to see you in TX in October. ~ Angie

16.02 | 04:07

Thanks for stopping by and sharing a laugh with us and maybe a few other 'moments' that I hope were encouraging!

10.01 | 23:29

I have heard of this page. Good things. I am glad I finally found it.

19.12 | 03:08

Your so funny!!! Miss you!!!